1. Ask people what gender they are. When they respond, scratch your head, look skeptical, and ask, "You sure about that?"
2. Yell random numbers while someone is trying to count.
3. Beatbox along to every song, even if you can't beatbox. Especially if you can't beatbox.
4. Get on your hands and knees in the middle of a busy, crowded hallway. If someone asks you to move, scream "I'M LOOKING FOR MY CONTACT LENS. BACK OFF." Then lie on their feet.
5. Get into a fake boxing match with someone who has no idea what you're doing.
6. Sing your own theme music while you run down the halls acting like a ninja.
7. Ask the girl at the cash register if you can pay her in gum. When she says no, ask if you can pay her in trash.
8. Block your eyes and yell "EEWWWWWW!" at all of the kissing scenes in movies.
9. When someone tells you something, say "What?" as if you didn't hear. See how many times they'll repeat themselves until they catch on.
10. Stare quizzically at people. When asked what you're doing, just turn away, shake your head, and mumble something about "the prophecy."
11. When the waiter asks if your food is okay, burst into tears and launch into your life story. The long version.
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