1. Mondays.
2. Stupid, uncomfortable chairs.
3. People who sharpen their pencils slowly.
4. Stores that check your receipt as you exit, making you feel like a criminal.
5. Mean cats.
6. Disease.
7. Teachers who lie about due dates
8. Mysterious sticky spots on desks.
9. The phrase, "We need to give it 110%."
10. Long sales receipts that include a code at the bottom for an online survey, that, when completed, will enter you for a chance to win a gift card. (We never win, and yet we always get our hopes up.)
11. Blisters on the back of the ankle caused by new shoes and/or skates.
12. Grass (Because you'd think by now it would have evolved and learned that if it grows, it will get mowed.)
13. Back-of-the-knee sweat.
14. Splinters.
15. Wisdom teeth.
16. Poverty.
17. Fluctuating speed limits on long stretches of heavily patrolled road.
18. Popped collars.
19. People with tattoos written in a language that they cannot speak.
20. Hurricanes.
21. Racism.
22. Park benches that are still wet from the storm that came through about two hours ago.
23. Product placement visible in most TV shows and movies.
24. Any arcade game or toy vending machine that costs more than 50 cents.
25. Jay Leno
26. Most of the videos on YouTube.
27. Ants that disobey
28. Traffic. (Especially if the cause of the traffic is a mystery even after the traffic jam eases up.)
29. Any car horn other than your own.
30. Clowns.
31. Headaches caused by clowns.
32. WebPages that automatically play music.
33. Shayateen.
34. Burned popcorn.
35. Cold floors in the morning.
36. Nightmares about final exams for classes you've never taken.
37. Prescription drug commercials.
38. Ignorance.
39. Stinky ice cubes.
40. Cashiers who act as though they've never seen a coupon or returned merchandise before.
41. Paper cuts.
42. Burglars.
43. The short length of time glow-in-the-dark objects actually glow.
44. Evil.
45. Loud clocks.
46. Homework.
47. More homework.
48. War.
49. Dead batteries.
50. Cavities.
No comments:
Post a Comment