Humans’ lives are interesting. They’re just so…complicated. Humans love having choices, but they hate making them. They like variety, but they still want conformity. They always want options, even if they never use them. They like what’s different, but they can’t handle something that isn’t mainstream. It makes no sense. Basically, a human’s life revolves around confusion. It’s what they’re best at. Rather than simply having to choose between Option 1 and Option 2, they force themselves to dig until they come across Option 791 and Option 792. I, on the other hand, prefer to live a simple life, one that is fulfilled, content, and hectic-free. I have therefore taken it upon myself to water down my options so that I can concentrate on making the correct decisions throughout my life rather than having my brain explode, which I might possibly need in the days to come. Here’s an example of my day’s worth of choices:
Morning
Sleep in an extra 5 minutes OR 10 minutes
Have Frosted Flakes for breakfast OR Frosted Flakes for breakfast
Sleep during my classes OR actually pay attention
Eat pizza for lunch OR eat ice cream for lunch
Skip my 7th period and chill in the yearbook room OR go to class and sit around with some dweeby freshmen
Afternoon
Come home and tweet uncontrollably OR participate in binge-blogging
Eat a snack OR eat a snack
Take a nap OR do homework (naps seem to be the champion of this persistent battle)
Decide who’s a better rapper: Eminem OR Dr. Seuss
Evening
Eat dinner OR nachos (this is invalid because Mom makes me eat dinner, but I refuse to give up hope)
Drink tea OR hot chocolate
Annoy the crap out of my sisters OR my parents
Momentarily contemplate whether I want to become a journalist OR a teacher
Internet OR homework
Midnight
Internet OR homework
Sleep OR die
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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