Wednesday, March 24, 2010
To Be or Not To Be
While I suffer from an extreme case of boredom in this SAT practice class, you guys get to enjoy some of my favorite Hamlet quotes so far.
“This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.”
“To be honest, as this world goes, is to
Be one man picked out of ten thousand.”
“We are oft to blame in this—
‘Tis too much proved—that with devotion’s visage
And pious action we do sugar o’er
The devil himself.”
“Thou turn’st mine eyes into my very soul,
And there I see such black and grainèd spots
As will not leave their tinct.”
“Be thou assured, if words made of breath,
And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
What thou hast said to me.”
Well, that was fun. I’ll spam you guys with more quotes as soon as I find some good ones. I'm now trying to figure out what that discussion about Flava Flav and fried chicken had to do with the SAT. I guess I'll never know...
Thursday, March 18, 2010
LET'S ALL GET WASTED
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Decisions, Decisions
Morning
Sleep in an extra 5 minutes OR 10 minutes
Have Frosted Flakes for breakfast OR Frosted Flakes for breakfast
Sleep during my classes OR actually pay attention
Eat pizza for lunch OR eat ice cream for lunch
Skip my 7th period and chill in the yearbook room OR go to class and sit around with some dweeby freshmen
Afternoon
Come home and tweet uncontrollably OR participate in binge-blogging
Eat a snack OR eat a snack
Take a nap OR do homework (naps seem to be the champion of this persistent battle)
Decide who’s a better rapper: Eminem OR Dr. Seuss
Evening
Eat dinner OR nachos (this is invalid because Mom makes me eat dinner, but I refuse to give up hope)
Drink tea OR hot chocolate
Annoy the crap out of my sisters OR my parents
Momentarily contemplate whether I want to become a journalist OR a teacher
Internet OR homework
Midnight
Internet OR homework
Sleep OR die
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Ode to the Garbage Can
As I sit in my desk and look at you,
I realize there’s nothing you can do.
You bleakly stand there all alone
While passerbies give no care to the glory you have shone.
They insult you with looks of disgust
Without acknowledging the responsibilities you entrust.
Mockery aside, you are the chosen one.
Unlike these arrogant humans, you do what must be done.
You hold their trash, filth and all
As they give you their cold shoulder, standing so tall.
For one day these people will say,
“Oh, how admirable and worthy you are.”
Praising you for the work you have done so far.
They will see how much pain you have gone through,
And they will be ashamed that they did not help you.
It’s definitely better than crying over some dead toad.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
A Weekend of Awesomeness
This is my card. She knows that I love food so much that she decided to put it on my card. I'm keeping this forever.
She even made one for herself and called herself pretty. And she put a picture of a squirrel in it. Now that's called true love.
After getting these little tokens of love, the fam and I decided to take advantage of the gorgeous weather outside. In the morning before I had even looked outside the window, my friend had told me that it was 8 degrees outside. That got me depressed cause it meant that spring wasn't gonna come until June, and by them summer would have already gone on its vacation, so fall would never arrive, and then in winter it wouldn't snow. I don't get this logic either, but either way, I was bummed. But then I realized that this chick is Canadian, and they use Celcius waaay up there. Dumb Canadians. They think they're all cool cause they have free health care and they're hockey team just won. Whatever. My tangent is over. Can you tell that I miss that wonderfully cold place? I simply meant to say that I went to the masjid and rode my bike there. Why at the masjid? Because it's vast and free and desolate like the wild, wild West. My mom was chasing me on a scooter and my sister kept chucking the volleyball at me, but since my family has no hand-eye coordination, she kept missing. So when we tried to actually play volleyball, the ball kept going in the wrong direction, and we'd send the poor little baby to go and get it. Our family motto is now "Go get it." We got ice cream after that to get us on our sugar-high and talked in code while getting it. I was Aunt Sally, my dad was Grandpa Dave, sister 1 was George, and sister 2 was Joe. Mom and the baby were spared. I think we scared the guy who was getting our ice cream. Came home and watched Fantastic Mr. Fox. One of my friends had told me that it reminded her of me so I decided to watch it. It was hilarious. Just my type, too, complete with the perfect amount of sarcasm and blank emotion. So day 2 of the weekend is down. Gosh, I'm writing a lot. Eh. Sunday, which I think is today, got a bunch of love from my little Sunday School kids. I have grown so attached to them. They do stupid things that make me laugh. Like trying to stab my camera with a pencil. What more could a girl want?
Went to Panera with the chicas, went to a teachers' meeting where I got pizza, came home and wasted time on the internet. Perfect Sunday. And I wasn't even bombarded with homework pouring from the sky like little fireballs that try to burn you alive. I was actually spared. All praise the good Lord. Alhamdulillah. I'm still depressed that I have to go to school tomorrow, but atleast I'm having a chill day before I have to go back to that circus. Time to go waste more time to make up for all the lost time. Oh, and does anybody wanna go watch Alice in Wonderland with me? I really feel like getting high off of all the colors and high-pitched voices. Gotta love Tim Burton.
Friday, March 5, 2010
The Sunnah of Taking a Nap
This is simply to correct/justify my currently horrid sleeping habits...
Anas (may Allaah be pleased with him) reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Take a nap, for the shayaateen do not take naps.” (Reported by al-Tabaraani. Al-Saheehah, 2647).
Ishaaq ibn ‘Abd-Allaah said: “Taking a nap is one of the deeds of good people. It revitalizes the heart and helps one to pray qiyaam al-layl.”
Al-Hasan al-Basri passed by a group of people in the marketplace in the middle of the day, and heard the racket they were making. He said, “Do these people take a nap?” It was said to him, “No.” He said, “I think their nights must be bad.”
Fast forward 1400 years, and the New York Times reports, "New research has found that young adults who slept for 90 minutes after lunch raised their learning power, their memory apparently primed to absorb new facts."