The Epiphanator 76543

• It's a new month


• It's a new beginning


• I'm still the same boring person


• But lists always make things more exciting


• I think that's the only way people don't die of boredom when they go grocery shopping


• And people watching--that makes a trip anywhere bearable


• I need to make tie-dye and Batman abayahs


• I also need to keep my grades up


• But we all know that's not going to happen


• Who invented grades anyway?


• It feels good to rant


• But my stomach hurts


• Atleast I should be thankful that I have a stomach and not just intestines hanging onto nothing


• I feel like such a 5-year-old
• Maybe that's because I watch Pokemon, carry around a Power Rangers coloring book, and build blanket forts in my room
• I only do this to avoid homework
• I just realized that if I continue to study Spanish and Arabic, I'll be quadlingual
• If I don't, then I'll be nolingual, seeing that I can't speak English or Urdu properly anyway
• This list is getting quite long
• It's not like I have anything better to do
• My to-do list for today consists of food, Photoshop, and BBC
• I think I should title this "When Doofuses Don't Know How to Use Punctuation Properly, They Make Lists"
• The acronym for that would be WDDKHTUPPTML
• I like LSHMSFOAIDMT better
• It stands for "Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off and I Dropped My Taco"
• I need to start being more productive
• But all I ever want to do is take a nap
• I think I'm going to die of sleep deprivation
• And it's only because I spend my time making lists like this one
• Allahu Musta'an